yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

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believinginboo:

The reason I prefer classics to history, is that in history the answer is never he turned into waterfowl and had sex with it.

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